Don't you just hate it when you get spam mail? I don't! I try and keep my email locked down pretty tight and to be honest, not much spam gets in. But when it does, I treasure it! I always feel the need to reply. No matter what the email is. I'm sure the longer you keep coming to read here, you will see the devotion I have for the spam mail.
That being said, I found this email in my in box today and below is my reply! Also, if you ever have an email you would like me to reply to, just let me know! I would be happy to mess with ANYONE for you!
frommotion30@att.net
Hello,
hey how are you doing ? get back to me as soon as possible when you
read my mail because i found a great offer on the internet and you
should not miss this. I discovered a free medicine shop. I just paid
for shipping and they sent my medicines in 3 days. You must check them
out before this promotion ends.
Here is their address :
http://www.cuspdale.com
see you later
bye
The Reply
OMG!!! wow! I just got your email!! sorry I didn't reply sooner!! I'm
doing GGGGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAT!!! (that was my Tony the Tiger impression)
How are you doing?? I'm so excited that you found a GREAT offer on the
INTERNET and wanted to share it with ME!!! That's so bodacious!! And a
FREE MEDICINE SHOP!!! WTF!! that's just crazy. That's just craziness.
that's PANDEMONIUM!! So you just paid shipping huh?? Can I ask what
medicines you ordered? I mean, that's normally a RUDE question to ask
but since you don't know me and emailed me to tell me about the FMS,
(Free Medicine Shop) I think its only fair. Do you think the FMS
could hook me up with some medicinal Heroin? Just a thought.... anyway,
You say I should check out the site before the "Promotion" ends.... But
isn't this company a FREE medicine shop? Do they change names
after the promotion? Dude, ...or Chick I guess... I really don't
know who you are.... as much as I appreciate the random email, because
I love Internet interaction, I think you're full of crap. There is no
way such an amazing offer like this really exists. But Ill tell you
what.... you write me back and tell me the Medicine you order, and I
will start ordering all my Herp/Cancer meds from....yes, you guessed
it.... the Free Medicine Shop!!
I also noticed you signed off the email by saying "see you later"....
This kind of scares me since I don't know who you are. Are you stalking
me? How will you"SEE" me later? Do we work together and this like
an AVON thing? If it is, you could have just asked me. I bet I bought
cookies for your kids dumb band fundraiser too didn't I?
Hope to NOT see you later,
Kelly K