Ok, if you didn't already know, I'm a HUGE Alkaline Trio fan. Which means I'm also a huge Matt Skiba fan. (Skiba being the lead singer of the Alkaline Trio) That being said, I found Skiba on Twitter and to say I've been "following" him would be an understatement!! I get text's when he tweets, email notifications and I have an automated phone machine call my grandma who then swiftly calls me to let me know what was Tweeted. (Cause everyone knows grandmas are amazing when it comes to getting things done.)
Now I've always know Skiba was a Satanist. Well, there were rumors that were backed up by years of lyrics. Such as, "Bless me dark father I have sinned. I've done it before and I'll do it again." However, this never really bothered me. I loved the music not the religious beliefs. But today I received an interesting "tweet" from Skiba to my phone...
It was this link.... http://boydrice.com/news.html
Now, for those of you who don't want to click the link, the basic idea of the posted text was that this guy Boyd Rice is telling the Church of Satan that when Anton LaVey (founder of the church of Satan) died, he left Boyd Rice in charge as High Priest/Grand Master of the Church of Satan! Now theres a lot to the text about how he wants to blah blah blah, and blah blah blah.... But all I could think about was, DANG! Satan even gettin his Tweet on these days!
So then I started thinking... What if Satan really did Tweet! or uh, Tweeted! or Twited, or Twittled... Whatever you call it... How awesome would that be! So I quickly put together a list of the Top 5 best Satan Tweets that I could imagine.
5. BBQ, My place, TONIGHT! You bring the meat, Ill bring the HEAT!
4.Well, Hitler pissed in my Lemonade again... I sware to Antichrist if he does it again I'm gonna have Heath Ledger do that ANNOYING "why so serious?" thing to him another billion times!!
3. BETTY WHITE! Will you hurry up and DIE! You're all I need to complete my Golden Girls series!
2. Went to Earth today, had dip-n-dots, saw Inception, and stole a few souls... IS IT FRIDAY YET!!!
1. Another HOT day in @Hell again....sigh...
I mean come on! Who WOULDN'T want to follow that!! I would! In fact I'm thinkin of just starting an account for him myself!
So anyway, just thought I would share that with you since it was on my mind.
What are some Tweets you think Satan would write?? Come on, let me know!
LATE!
Kelly K
Kelly Kopp (Kelly K) is an entertainer, musician, comedian promoter and any other thing you can think of that involves trying to be the center of attention! This blog was designed to for Kelly K to complain, praise, belittle, promote or talk about pretty much whatever he wants. Kelly K thinks that he is extremely funny and that everyone wants to hear what he has to say... But we all know that's crap! But here you are... So you might as well indulge him!
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